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lobster sex

when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.
by sean March 26, 2003
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Thai Sex

Any sex act that involves unexpectedly discovering that the woman (or women) has a natural penis.
So I was having some hot greek sex with this chick, but then I looked down...
Turns out we were actually having Thai Sex.
by Enkhoffer October 5, 2016
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mexican sex

The act of riding upon someone's dick like a Mexican on a horse
Anna was riding on Jasons dick. Holly heard shouts and speaks. 'ARRIBA' They were having Mexican Sex
by Holly Wright February 13, 2017
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Negative sex

The intercourse directly following a negative result on a pregnancy test. Often very good, violent sex.
A: Amber's test came back negative.
B: Negative sex?
A: Oh yea, I destroyed her ass.
by 213-202 November 13, 2011
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diet sex

Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.
by wouldaben December 19, 2010
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sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".
"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
by shemmin December 5, 2009
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Sex Jesus

Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.
Alexis is a sex jesus. i must marry this girl.
by daemondreams October 19, 2010
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