National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021

National Braden Day

National Braden day is a day where we thank Braden for his service as a moderator. It takes place on the 10th of October every year.

Thank you Braden, and happy National Braden Day!

by frappemorelikepappe October 8, 2022

national fiddle day

the 24th of October the day when we call gingers we dont like fiddle

“hey its emmas birthday tomorrow!”

“erm… NO! its national fiddle day!!”

by GHOSTSDICKSUCKER December 8, 2023

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

National Don’t hurt your siblings day!

Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings

Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!

by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021

national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024