Pulling a Lauren

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.

"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."

by problematic potato January 25, 2017

A Biden pull out

A messy pull out during sex

-Ahh come on man , the cum went all in my bellybutton

- yes I decided to do a Biden pull out and I regret nothing

by Simplejacks-crymax August 16, 2021

pull my tool

the act of giving a guy a hand job

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"

by ChickenPP July 5, 2008

pull up with a stick

show up with some weed

Imma pull up with a stick to the party.
I just pulled up with a stick, time to turn the fuck up.

by Cold Gangsta April 10, 2017

dont pull a vittoria

"pulling a vittoria" is when you decide to look like an absolutely possessed demon in group pictures. you are doing this act purposefully and in so scaring children.

*takes a group picture in which a friend looks really hideous*
friend: ew dont pull a vittoria!

by chieffkieffdagoat January 26, 2021

pulled a jek nexus

leaving be4 you finish saying goodbye or other ways of leaving with everyone confused on what happened

"im leavi-*gone allready* Aimee-ummm wtf just happened? Mitch-he pulled a jek nexus ... the fucker...

by Lee Sparrow November 26, 2009

Pull a Truman Show

To spend time doing something with the intent that it will contribute to a specific goal or project only to realize after completion that this had no positive productive value and was a complete waste of time.

"Man, I need to write a paper about suburbia in popular culture, but I decided to watch a movie that didn't actually have anything to do with that. I hate when I pull a Truman Show, brah."

by Robin B. April 30, 2008