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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do
I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.
by ThE sTeVe MaN May 13, 2005
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two headed blow job

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017
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Ight imma head out

when yo parents bring up grades on the dinner table.
Mom: "So, Karen, how are your grades in school?"
You: "Ight imma head out."
by lglifeisgood March 18, 2020
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day
by National Day April 20, 2019
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Cutie head corn nugget

Someone who is so cute and funny and you just want to snuggle and take a nap with.
Jaystin is such a cutie head corn nugget! I just want to take a nap with him!
by hedghog February 24, 2011
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heads up seven up

A game used in elementary school where you always looked down on the floor for people's shoes to tell who picked your thumb.
by Mycin November 21, 2014
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