Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.

My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky

by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021

Dirty Bag

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds

Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick”
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

Bosnian bean bag

When a female/male grabs the males testicles and wraps her/his thumb and pointer finger around the base and has both balls squeezed out the top of their hand. She/he then proceeds to bop both testies with the palm of their other hand.

When Esma went over to her boyfriends house he asked her to give him a bosnian bean bag. He was in for quite a surprise when she aggressively grabbed his testicles and showed him a good time.

by Gujeps August 3, 2021

bag curse

When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.

“Omg bro you were so hungry you just got bag curse”

by MilkyBag October 21, 2019