jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Jacked up

Used commonly in bridal TV programmes to describe adding accessories to enhance the look. When a bride finds a dress that she likes, the consultant may offer to jack her up, meaning to add all the accessories like tiara and veil so that she can visualise how she may look on her wedding day.

Bride-to-be: I love this wedding dress.
Consultant: Would you like to see it jacked up?

by FireflyScotland May 22, 2021

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Jack

@jack__halligan

Oh JACK is such a cutie pie <3

by jacklover696969 January 6, 2021

Jacked out

To do opposite activities.

You jacked out for telling people about us.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Jack Holubowski

Alpha male with a fat cock. Has absurd sexual rizz and is sometimes called the Rizzler. Known for being a tall, chiseled, sexy ginger… with a MASSIVE cock. Fucks pussy real good

P1: Hey do you know Jack Holubowski?
P2: Yeah, he has a massive cock

by Dragonslayer69_69 February 19, 2023

that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason

Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS

by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017