Like Craver

Someone who uploads photos or writes status' or comments on facebook for the sole purpose of getting likes to make them feel good about themselves.

*Someone posts a joke as a status, it gets no likes.*
*They delete the status, then post it again an hour or so later.*
- A Like Craver.

*Someone makes a sarcastic or snide remark on someone else's status to try and put them down or prove them wrong.
- A Like Craver.

by johnlolbebt September 3, 2012

Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?

Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Ball Like Buddah

An action. Giving great blowjobs.

Guy: Do you ball like buddah?
Girl: Hellll yeahhh.

by oXxYourMomxXo February 25, 2011

perf like jurph

the most perfect person ever

"alec is perf like jurph"
"sweetcheek is so perf like jurph"

by shaybae March 2, 2023

Like Hoododododadadada

After the famous song: 'POW 2011' you can now place 'like hoododododadadada' at the end of anything you do during the day.

Facebook Status: Made some pancakes like hoododododadadada!

Boss: Why are you late for work??
Man: I ran into traffic like hoododododadadada!
Boss: Your fired.

by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011