The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)
Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.
by FJL-NY March 1, 2023
Get the Avocadro's Timemug. A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
Get the Michigan timemug. "Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
Get the time and tide wait for no manmug. The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.
Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024
Get the the two timemug. The consensus among many parents that it is preferable to cultivate healthy screen time habits in children from a young age, rather than addressing the challenges of smartphone addiction later in life.
Most parents agree that shaping healthy screen time habits early on is crucial, as it can prevent the difficulties of dealing with smartphone addiction down the road.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the healthy screen time habitsmug. A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Get the I wanna see what you get to experience all the timemug. by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022
Get the I like spending time with youmug.