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Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck
I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Faith loves penis so much she's called the penis queen
by cum lord69 November 13, 2023
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Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
by jfitty359 August 30, 2019
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Penis Wormhole

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025
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Penis Stress

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.
by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019
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Penis

A penis is something that you play with and have fun with ( try not to choke on the penis ) you can also shuv it up your vigina hole for pleasure
I sucked his penis last night

I had fun with his penis

I shuved his penis up my vigina
by Lily ka June 18, 2021
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