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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.
My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.
by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024
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Litty like a titty

Maddox has litty titties

They are kinda big. Like bigger than my head.

Maddox's titties are 420 Times my head
Vic royal is litty like a titty
by keejan the man April 29, 2020
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Like Whore

This is to identify those that do this in the youtube comments which were originally made for actual comments on or for the video. Not irrelevant bullshit that has nothing to do with the said video.
Someone who begs for likes and tries to sound relatable so you can like their comment. This definition caters to the youtube comment section in particular. Some people do this ironically to make fun of actual like whores.

User 1: Leave a like on this comment if you are listening to this in (Insert current year).

User 2: Can you stop being a like whore? It's annoying and repetitive.
by Big Black Clam November 19, 2017
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Carried like a six pack

When you stick your one finger in her pussy and one in her asshole just like carrying a six pack
So Last night were getting heavy so i carried like a six pack and she came right away
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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