Pussy Worshiper

A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.

Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!

by Notaworshiper April 1, 2020

plowing pussy

when the pussy is so bomb you literally annihilate it with farm equipment

There were so many women at that party that I was plowing pussy!

by adhd 455 April 19, 2016

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.

Or just some dickless fuckface.

1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.

2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005

Porn star pussy

A vagina that has the appearance or physical characteristics of someone who has worked in the adult film industry for a considerable length of time.

Damn, that chick has a porn star pussy. It's all beat up!

by Noseeum July 27, 2014

Good Pussy Gyal

Most likely a girl named Kaia, one who drives men crazy

Good Pussy Gyal fi get tingz

by BigBossKaia November 23, 2021

pussy juice cocktail

when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's

dude, that hoe gave me the best tasting pussy juice cocktail i have ever had

by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

by shdh July 11, 2016