moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

Josh Fight

A yearly event where all people contending for the name Josh duke it out in a midwestern field with foam swords. To the committed, it is agreed that only the winner can keep their name as Josh. The all-time champion of this event is known on the streets as 'Little Josh'. It is said there is no battle more prestigious than that of the Josh Fight. The event is coordinated, appropriately, by a Josh as of recent knowledge. It is unknown whether his name will change due to the victory of 'Little Josh'.

Where were you during the great Josh Fight of '21?

by WasabiThumbs April 24, 2021

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

Kick-Fight

When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.

Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.

Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate

During kick fight:

Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you

by CalciumKid May 11, 2009

fight-magnet

Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.

Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.

by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016

Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.

Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!

by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018

Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.

It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!

by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015