non boobs

football poetry

"i will read non boobs at the game tonight cause it is teh hat."

by rina December 6, 2003

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.

Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.

by CCS612 April 15, 2009

Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.

I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022

non boyfriend boyfriend

a non boyfriend boyfriend, is a really close boy that you've been seeing for awhile and basically are dating, but don't have the relationship status

been seeing one guy for 6 months or more, go out, spend all free time together, hug, kiss, sleep together, just he isn't your 'boyfriend' so he's the non boyfriend boyfriend

by Robyn V. April 29, 2008