dirt bike

An internal-combustion machine used to massage the male prostate by thumping, jarring, and vibrating the perrineal area of the user.

He smiles when he gets off his dirt bike and says, "That was a good ride!"

by Wonder Valley Linguist June 12, 2016

dirt ass

anything lame, unpleasant, faulty or imperfect; could pertain to any person, place or thing.

"I'm not going to dirt ass Port Chester to get brew, man"

-yo did you pork that girl you were with last night dude?
-nah her dirt ass roommate came back before anything happened

"our dirt ass school cant even afford soap for the bathrooms"

by G Schmit January 17, 2008

Dirt Jew

One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)

John is such a "dirt jew" he refuses to buy new cloths.

by David Mersinger May 10, 2008

dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.

Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.

by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010

dirt shoot

To fuck a woman in the ass, and cum!

I would love to dirt shoot her!

by miked12345 May 30, 2008

Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

by Hoshiko February 22, 2005

You're on dirt

You are not making any sense, and stop talking to me.

Two students are talking and the teacher tells them their 15 page homework assignment is due tomorrow at 8AM.

"Ms. Smith, You're on dirt!"

by fawiigy September 18, 2013