When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
Get the The Final Shaftmug. A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.
The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
by Filename99 September 1, 2023
Get the 1v1 Final Destination No Items Matchmug. A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
Get the Brown Finalemug. Stephen said, “let’s get one final sweep on 5”, for the third time that week.
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
by Shmeydog December 30, 2020
Get the Final sweepmug. Something that's built up with huge hype and looks good on the surface, but ends up being mediocre to absolute garbage depending on the person in the end. Based on Final Fantasy XIII, which had huge hype during its trailers and had beautiful presentation, but was met with very mixed reviews from fans.
Person 1: Yo man, did you hear about that new game that's coming out?
Person 2: Yeah dude, but I think's it gonna be another Final Fantasy XIII.
Person 1: Crap.
Person 2: Yeah dude, but I think's it gonna be another Final Fantasy XIII.
Person 1: Crap.
by Starflight08 November 30, 2017
Get the Final Fantasy XIIImug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
Get the I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)mug. Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
by Orcris September 29, 2011
Get the Sopranos Finalemug.