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piss piglet

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!
by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011
mugGet the piss pigletmug.

Piss off

I think it's a way of telling some one to get lost
John said to Paul piss off
by Jarrett 44 88 April 9, 2019
mugGet the Piss offmug.

Piss Bliss

The spine-tingling pleasure that one feels while relieving themselves after holding it for an extended period of time.
1. Those moments I spent alone in that truck stop restroom were simply piss bliss.
2. He was to drunk with piss bliss to notice he was trickling on his shoe.
by CYNICATALYST September 9, 2011
mugGet the Piss Blissmug.

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
mugGet the Piss Slappedmug.

Piss Dawgs

When you piss your pants like a man instead of taking them off like a baby back bitch.
Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.
by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017
mugGet the Piss Dawgsmug.

piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.
{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
mugGet the piss weaselmug.

Pissing Section

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.
Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.
by YAWA May 6, 2020
mugGet the Pissing Sectionmug.

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