Written Test

A long boring exam on a piece of paper that no one wants to take.

Yo, I don't want to take this Written Test right now.

by Random User on the Web May 8, 2021

test bang

When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.

"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"

by riotrooper February 4, 2021

Homie Test

(Noun)
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.

Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.

by clownyoass91 December 8, 2018

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

The Stairs Test

A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.

"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"

by Kayla_idk July 12, 2022