the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.
i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)
That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick
That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick
by The Graham November 23, 2009
Get the the lemon lawmug. A simple rule for differentiating and integrating sine and cosine functions
sin
cos
-sin
-cos
Go Down to Differentiate, up to integrate.
The top and bottom loop together
sin
cos
-sin
-cos
Go Down to Differentiate, up to integrate.
The top and bottom loop together
by SERTeach March 17, 2009
Get the Stuart's Lawmug. Wonk A: Incredible! By the time I read that email thread about the TPS reports, Jane in Marketing and Brad in Finance had fixed the problem... I didn't have to do a thing!
Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.
Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.
by burnt sox May 16, 2010
Get the Goggin's Lawmug. by Nogletttsss! January 26, 2011
Get the Snow Lawmug. The law that states collegiate club hockey teams know more about alcoholic drink preferences of their teammates, rather than knowing anything about their personal lives or family life.
Dyer's law would play out in the following situation:
Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.
TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."
Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.
J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"
Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.
TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."
Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.
J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"
by #23 & #22 February 7, 2010
Get the Dyer's Lawmug. The law that anyone with deeply rooted ideas and/or actions within anti-furry culture and activities will eventually become a furry themself if they are not already one.
"I fucking hate furries, those disgusting dog fuckers will all burn in a uniquely torturous hell"
'Ok dude whatever'
*A year later*
"Hey dude isn't this character kinda cute?"
'Didn't you hate furries?'
"I did but I kinda like them now"
'Damn you Viko's Law'
'Ok dude whatever'
*A year later*
"Hey dude isn't this character kinda cute?"
'Didn't you hate furries?'
"I did but I kinda like them now"
'Damn you Viko's Law'
by Solothurns August 27, 2021
Get the Viko's Lawmug. by @DoctorMalibu November 21, 2013
Get the berry's lawmug.