Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.

When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.

by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011

Closet Evacuee

A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.

(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)

Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.

Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.

by MR. Jamisen October 28, 2007

closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.

Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!

by _ December 9, 2003

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011