Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

protest warrior

A group of both liberals and conservatives who fight against slanderous protests, such as the claim that this war in Iraq is illegal and unjust. Often seen armed with permits, video cameras, and sarcastic signs to protest the real lies being fed to otherwise uninformed people. Peace groups being infiltrated are often harrasing the members of the Protest Warriors, seeing them as a threat to debunking their lies.

A Protest Warrior group went to a Halliburton protest where several PW members were attacked unprovoked, including one being pushed in front of a moving car.

by Black_Viper December 28, 2005

Enigmatic Warrior

Warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as 'Enigmatic Warriors'. They are bad-asses who do whatever they please because they can. If an Enigmatic Warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. The name of Enigmatic Warriors tend to be Matt and Tom due to the awesomeness of Matts and Toms around the world.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that movie when that one guy beats the asses of like, 500 guys?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he fought like and Enigmatic Warrior.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

indian warrior

The act of removing a tampon with teeth from an actively menstrating female, while biting the string move head in all directions quickly to apply face paint. Then dispose of the tampon and proceed to have sex while doing a war cry.

She's on the rag again, I guess I'll have to Indian warrior sex it tonight.

by O2phat4u11 July 6, 2015

AFK warrior

A player in any massively multiplayer online role play game (MMORPG) who is constantly away from keyboard (AFK) for ridiculously long periods of time, especially as soon as any effort is required.

"Hey Jack, we're getting pwnt up omg aaah!"

"No point dude Jack's being an afk warrior again."

by Cafi November 22, 2009

storm warrior

a player in Fortnite who was in stuck in the storm and then he comes out of it and kills you

John: Help! I died from a storm warrior!

by AutisticBobby February 7, 2018

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014