when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm
Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
by llama da man July 23, 2014
Get the boob wankmug. The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
by efildrot September 24, 2013
Get the shank wankmug. masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Ryem May 2, 2016
Get the flop wankmug. The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
Get the Dangerous wankmug. Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
Get the Shank and Wankmug. When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
Get the Dutch Wankmug. Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
by Squidissued October 19, 2019
Get the Mannequin Wankmug.