Throat Goat

My Homie

My Homie Throat Goat

by MoneyMakeMoves June 28, 2021

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

Goat fucker

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

Sea Goat

The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.

Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!

by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014

goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Bust a Goat

Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal.

"Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"

by Booker C May 8, 2008

Mountain Goat

An ugly ratchet hoe

Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.

by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015