fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

the fist fic

a fan fic about pete wentz and patrick stump where patrick used pete's guts as an accordion after The Great Fisting

- why are you crying?
- I've just read the fist fic!

by lung_eater3000 March 17, 2022

Igloo Fisting

Iglooing with a rubber glove

Jim stole a bunch of rubber glove to try igloo fisting.

by Big Deal Jones May 25, 2023

fist dip

The act (or art) of quickly inserting and then removing your fist from your partners ass.

"Did Karl fist you last night you seem to be walking funny" "no it was just a quick fist dip"

by LossLossGTD November 7, 2017

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010

fist fight

to furiously masturbate

That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.

by darwin February 28, 2005

Fist Pump

It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.

Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?

by DJR1986 August 26, 2010