An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011
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"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
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That little slut I took to the beach for the weekend turned out to be a ball burner. We never even saw the beach. Never left the room other than for some ice for my nutz.
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Derives from a batman comic.
Derives from a batman comic.
'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'
or
(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'
or
(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.
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instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted
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