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ezme logic

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023
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Lip logic

When one is conscious of the appearance/hygiene of their lips.
They don’t let their lips get dry and chapped. They constantly cleaning, licking and putting Vaseline on their lips.
You lips are always dry, you got no lip logic
by cheemee July 18, 2024
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logical positivism

A major philosophical movement during the 20th century. Its wide influence became deeply rooted in today's scientific practice, as well as in contemporary philosophy. Logical positivists were philosophers, scientists and mathematicians with varying philosophical ideas, although they shared the so-called "scientific world-view", which states that society's choices and beliefs should be based on science, and that true science produces knowledge strictly inferred from empirical data (i.e. what "appears to the senses" in some way). The most well-known group of logical positivists is the Vienna Circle.

The movement became dominant in philosophy during half of the 20th century, before losing its widespread popularity later on. Nowadays, though, logical positivism is increasingly studied in a more neutral manner, like any influential doctrine in the history of philosophy.

You are welcome to agree or disagree with the different views endorsed by logical positivists. What you are not invited to is parroting baloney spread by trolls or knowitalls on the Internet. Like the fact that logical positivism refutes itself. It’s not a fact, it’s a viewpoint coming essentially from philosopher Hilary Putnam and that criticized a doctrine (verificationism) already debated among the logical positivists themselves. If you share that view, read him plus some logical positivist papers (if you’re already familiar with the jargon), then think about it and be proud of yourself.
The other day, I read a post from some random dude on the Internet. He enlightened me about how he refuted logical positivism by showing that it is itself meaningless. I'm amazed that dozens and dozens of well-trained philosophers/logicians during the 20th century never thought of that. Clearly, that guy is a f*****g genius.
by Carl_Napolitano March 11, 2019
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Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.
Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.
by sw33t_sm0ke July 1, 2018
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Cyplicusian Logic

The show Demon Lord 2099 is making the audience consider a form of subjective or relativistic truth, which is the philosophical logic being suggested.
When the character responds, "Cyplicusian logic, then? You are implying that truth fluctuates—it changes depending on the observer?", she is interpreting Veltol's stance seriously, not dismissing it as nonsense. She correctly identifies that Veltol is proposing:

"Cyplicusian" or Deity-like Logic: The dialogue introduces the philosophical idea of an omniscient or all-knowing being whose perception of reality fundamentally differs from that of a finite humans logic, which is bound by space, time, and conventional cause-and-effect thinking. For such a being, "existence equals knowledge" is a valid, perhaps "tautological", inherent only to the gods.
The term "Cyplicusian logic" acts as the specific label for this kind of "Demon Lord's" logic within the anime, highlighting its alien nature when applied to human reasoning.
"Cyplicusian Logic then? You are impying that truth fluctuates depending on the observer- rather, who the observer Is, whether they are an omniscient god or a finite mortal?!"

"Let me take care of this! With my Cyplicusian logic, I alone am able to solve problems who's answers elude mere mortals ." - he said with a hauty pretentiousness while wearing a playful smile.
by Verbum Machinator November 10, 2025
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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