Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold
by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024
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I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 18, 2020
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Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.
"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.
by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023
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The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
by Mother lov3r March 02, 2024
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The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
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Don't run from sword

A phrase used when the gyal cant run from the thor hammer

(you can take a guess what we mean by hammer hehe)
When a gyal is talking big on the internet for you to rest it on her but when she is in person she is scared to even pull down them draws.

(DON'T RUN FROM SWORD)
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Boy Sword

A young male with an erection
I was wrestling with my friend Alex when he stabbed me with his boy sword.
by Little Demons August 25, 2017
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