National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Calvin Day

Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can

Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason

by Jay-hop2 April 18, 2022

National Biggy Day

The day Biggy’s real name was finally discovered. Celebrated by a large party each year.

Wow, did you forget it was National Biggy Day today?

by BiggyFan101 May 21, 2020

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

National fuckboy day

National fuckboy day is on the 21st of September and is widely spread by the legendary men who pull bitches

how Do you get so many women ?
I was born on the 21st of September national fuckboy day

by Women’s rights June 8, 2018

national piercing day

May 16th. Go show off your piercings!! Post them everywhere, even the “inappropriate” ones ;)

“Why are you posting all of your piercings on your story?”

“It’s national piercing day dumbass”

by Nippiercinggirl May 16, 2021