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A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

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by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
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A rando noob who shows up in a coop game of WWZ.
Kevin god damn it keep up you noob.
by N8zR0 April 24, 2019
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A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.
"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."
by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017
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basicilly a guy with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, he have long beautiful hair and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.
Kevin loves sport he play any kind of sport except soccer.
by Cosculluela23 August 9, 2017
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A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.
Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot
by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018
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Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.
Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.
by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019
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Kevin is a name usually given to a male. Kevin is a name that originated in 15th century Ireland in a form of old Irish slang. Kevin was spelled K'evvie en in the old Irish language but pronounced similarly but in a slightly different accentuation on the second syllable of "vin". It used to be used as a slang for nice king gentle and handsome and eventually the name kevin became to mean gentle and handsome. Kevin ha now become a widely used popular name all over the world. They usually have 12 pack abs and a 8 inch uncut. They are really strong and smart and great at sex and head. The name kevin can also be used in Ireland to say something is gentle like the wind or a motherly caress. The name kevin Gaines popularity around the 1970s and has maintained popularity with minimal fluctuations in popularity. Every year about 500,000,000 babies are named Kevin. The name dates back to a long time ago when people still wrote mail and sent them by boat or horse or foot. Be proud of tht heritage.
Kevin is an amazing person I love him and would love to ride him all night long till I'm walking side to side. Oooops I'm wet just thinking about that.
by Kk cools December 4, 2016
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