House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.

"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"

by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013

house depressed

depression resulting from serving house arrest.

man im tellin you im house depressed.

by bczar April 6, 2009

squat house

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

house hop

You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.

someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.

My friend is a mooch who likes to house hop.

by moocher12345 August 2, 2009

House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.

by JackTracker December 18, 2008

Witch House

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.

2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!

by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021

House a joint

To steal some shit (v)

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways

by Lil clit November 19, 2017