Type one: Someone male or female who believes that women should be equal to men with no exceptions.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
by almanac of bad decisions December 7, 2023
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This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .
why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .
why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.
A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.
A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
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Anais had a lifelong commitment to being feminist. She was not going to sit there and do nothing anymore.
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Thanks to feminists I'm learning Russian to meet chicks of the east, where the feminist movement has yet to spread.
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it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
feminist marriage - is marriage in feminism, isnt really about asking questions, or drawing lines, its about making your kids happy, and providing a better life for your partner by living a life without judgement, and a life filled with love, and passion
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