Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
Get the Drewmug. A fuckin asshole. The worst guy you will ever meet. He is a dick head and loves girls. He is a player and is alway sarcastic.
by Jamison immense Milan's November 22, 2019
Get the Drewmug. Drew’s are amazing guys. They have a very funny personalities. They are the most sarcastic people known to earth. They are charming and can sweep a girl off their feet at any moment. When able they live to give advice. If you have the chance take it. They love Jeeps and usually girls names Madison. Drew’s typically have blondish brownish hair and blue eyes. They like to play football, tennis, do trap shooting, and go bowling. Don’t forget they are a cute romantic. They also love the little things.
Girl #1: Have you seen that guy with the blonde hair and blue eyes.
Girl #2: You mean Drew.
Girl #1: Isn’t he dreamy.
Girl #2: Of course he’s amazing.
Girl #2: You mean Drew.
Girl #1: Isn’t he dreamy.
Girl #2: Of course he’s amazing.
by madisontothehope April 9, 2020
Get the Drewmug. by carrot teap November 25, 2021
Get the drewmug. Drew’s are usually stupid, a bad friend and spoiled they will always stab your back and say they didn’t they will lie when they don’t have too and they are rude.
Guy1: Who is that
Guy 2: Idk
Girl: that’s drew my ex
Guy 1 & 2:Really?!?!
Girl: Nah he can’t get no girls
Guy 2: Idk
Girl: that’s drew my ex
Guy 1 & 2:Really?!?!
Girl: Nah he can’t get no girls
by ThatOneFunnyDude December 15, 2018
Get the Drewmug. Drew is a twonk who wasn't loved at birth, because he was thrown into a bin.
He pretends to be scotish but he is really Apu from simpsons
He pretends to be scotish but he is really Apu from simpsons
by Drewhater123 January 27, 2019
Get the Drewmug. by Darkai February 7, 2025
Get the Drewingmug.