Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.

Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.

by caonima December 15, 2013

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009

instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020

Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them

Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!

by tiktokGorl October 28, 2019

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012