Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving

Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut

by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.

That paint job on that car is crank

by Luvenzo April 12, 2021

Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022