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Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.
Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?
by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017
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Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay
dang Michael has a very lazy eye
by Trayj234 April 18, 2017
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Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls
Michael is always being such a Michael
by Steelcrow November 18, 2019
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Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.
This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.
by TheWombler November 10, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019
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michael

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez
by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018
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Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.
Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now
by BigMancini February 20, 2020
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