Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011

Bags

Cocaine, as it is usually sold in small bags

Matt: you gettin on the bags tonight?
Dude he met 5 minutes ago: yeah mate

by #Matthewmania October 14, 2020

whore bag

A whore bag is somebody who just absolutely fucking sucks

yo, brandyn is a fucking whore bag, honestly just a piece of shit!

by jklnhiufycdut7ky December 6, 2019

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Cum bag

Cum bag

Cum bag

by cum baby October 29, 2023

chip bags

chip bags is a term for people whos heads are mostly full of air and are just complete dickheads

mikes people are a bunch of chip bags

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020

Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010