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Jack

Someone tell Jack that simping isn’t pimping
by 0DatBoi0 November 25, 2021
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jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.
"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."
by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024
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Jack

A term used in the DMV aka Dc Md and Va to describe cigarettes
*Sees some one smoking *
“Ay moe you got an extra Jack?”
by Wrongway703 March 29, 2021
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Jack

Look how Jack he is!
by RavenKid November 21, 2021
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Jack

Most unsuccessful man you will ever meet.
His name must be Jack, kid can't win
by mikeenglish2015 September 28, 2025
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Jack Ma’ed

To be told off, disappear and return under suspicious circumstances.
He’s been Jack Ma’ed, what a strange situation
by AJSGP January 20, 2021
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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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