my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix

My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.

by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

all my love

Giving someone the last of everything you have. Wishing and hoping that they are going to be okay although they are not present in person.

Be safe and all my love to you and the family.

by HighlyConcious_1 July 19, 2016

ali my love

Ali is the love of my life , hes amazing i love him with all my heart. This name is precious i really appreciate him , if anyone lives with someone named Ali means that u own the world L78

Ali My love

by LA78 May 24, 2018

obama loves you

the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is

*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already

by アストルフォ June 23, 2021

Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.

Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.

by Awrex December 17, 2011

spaghetti loving jew

Someone who has a big jew nose and is very greedy. Tends to stuff spaghetti up their ass and nose to keep it warm to eat later during the day.

Kat! Stop a spaghetti loving jew!
Those filthy spaghetti loving jews took all the seats on the bus!

by Tr3cHardcore June 25, 2017

low-key love

when two people know that they are perfect for each other, but just don't accept it. These two will normally talk on occasion, and pretend like it means nothing (even though it does).

Me: "Hey how is it going with you and Laney?"
Dylan: "There is nothing going on, we don't love each other"
Me: "Smh....low-key love"

by damn_daniel1234 May 6, 2018