penis tuna

penis inserted in tuna

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna

by Tooraa January 3, 2019

Penis

its a penis but pizza roll version :D

random guy: hey suck my penis

Me: thats a choking hazard sorry

by pizzaroll2972927282 November 10, 2020

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

by That one guy you hate 2345 May 24, 2023

Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023