Friends

Something that you will never have.

Bro wanna come hang with my friends?

You: What is a "friends"?

by ReverseSharts May 18, 2020

Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.

Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!

by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019

Friend

A friend is a friend.

I have a friend.

by Darkbit October 15, 2019

Friend

What a girl whom you have Coitus calls you to show she wants nothing do with you long term. Even if there is admiration, a growing development of respect and kindness pushing towards a more power felt realitonship

Jason you’re a great friend *just fucked and talked about feelings*

by Dex69698 September 9, 2020

Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023