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baby dyke sex rays

The mysterious inborn quantum-like power baby dykes have to project sexuality instantaneously over any distance.

Baby dyke sex rays can be transmitted in person, over the telephone, via text message, via email, regular post, or even - some would argue - thought itself. The transmission of the sex rays may be intentional or accidental on the part of the baby dyke.

Upon striking most any more mature / experienced lesbian, the sex rays have the effect of an profoundly potent aphrodesiac, and can also foster feelings of protectiveness, friendship, and love.

It should be noted that while some very few lesbians are almost completely immune, most are not, and will usually succumb to the sex rays eventually whether they want to or not.
Dyke 1: I'm going out with Jessica later.
Dyke 2: Dude... She's like 19!!
Dyke 1: I know... I know... She got me with the baby dyke sex rays!
by Honor January 20, 2006
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baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.
"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller
by sanorous October 25, 2017
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Pre cum baby

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead
by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018
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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.
by smarticvs April 6, 2009
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Hey baby whats up?!

A term said with a raised voice expressing you like someone. Also used while under the influence of alcohol to get anybodies attention.
*Man walks by* "Hey baby whats up?!"
by EMQ August 23, 2011
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Juice Con Baby

Juice Con Baby

Pronounced
joos-kon-bey-bee


A juicy individual (preferably a girl)
Also Known as a Beeble
A baby with juice
Guy 1: Look at that girl

Guy 2: She looks like a Juice Con Baby
by Juice Con Baby January 11, 2009
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hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing
Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.
by Marc January 3, 2004
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