Sex Waffles

When the male puts his semen in a Belgian waffle and then the female puts her pussy juice into the same Belgian waffle and then they eat it.

"Yeah, we had sex waffles for dinner."

by Paper Mate_1 May 3, 2010

existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.

She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.

by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009

live sex

having sex with a real live woman

Man with head like balls always wanted to have live sex.

by web1 December 10, 2003

Sex story

A story to make you horny so here we go. Enjoy ;) (Best experience for girls if you sperad your legs and keep em like that ;D )

Amy was walking down the street at night after a long day at work. All of a sudden 3 men grabbed her and dragged her into a van. Amy was then knocked out cold. When she woke up, she realized that she was in a kitchen, chained to the counters with her legs spread and arms open wide. She also came to the horrifying realization that she was naked and gagged. 2 of the men that kidnapped her then came in the room all naked as well. Amy was afraid of them because they seemed powerful compared to her immobile defenseless body. Suddenly one of then started to remove the gag and Amy thought she was in the clear until they stuck their dick in her mouth and Amy could only deepthroat it. Then her second captor stuck their dick in her pussy and as Amy tried to moan, she almost chocked on her other captors dick. By now Amy was not afraid but rather feeling horny and slutty. Au- aughhhh~ Amy moaned. Her captors must have gotten horny too because the guy that was deepthroating her stopped and ran upstairs to who knows where, leaving her alone with her other captor. Amy moaned as her other captor kept going. "Oh you like that, don't you?" he said and he then started pounding her so hard Amy had a cum erruption. That was a sex story.

by Hi there horny person. December 3, 2021

grudge sex

The act of holding a grudge with your spouse until its time for your revenge while or after having sexual intercourse by doing all the beautiful nasty things you see on Urban Dictionary.

Guy1- holy shit bro did you fuckin hear that girl screaming???
Guy2- oh thats just Matt's girlfriend.... Matt's getting Grudge sex on Claire for not being in the kitchen where she belongs

Guy1- holy fuckin shit it sounds like she's fuckin dying
Guy2- probably.....

by normal Human999 June 25, 2010

bud sex

Having sex after smoking a joint

John came over last night with some great herb. I didn't plan to have bud sex, but it was fantastic!

by Epicurian Procrastinator May 30, 2006

phone sex

To pleasure oneself anally or vaginally with a telecommunications device.

Mr. Norcross-Jesus christ, why does the phone smell like arse?
Scott- Ben was doing teh phone sex again!

by Spenser P December 28, 2005