anal sex

sticking an object (penis, vibrator, etc.) in one's ass. Some guys love it cause it's tight, or maybe cause the girls vagina is too loose. Some girls love it for reasons unknown to me, but most likely because it feels good.

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT mostly done to women. Everybody does it. (Even some straight guys like things in their ass. Males do have a g-spot...and it's up there.)

Me: Man, that red-headed bitch Natalie had the loosest pussy EVER! So I had anal sex with her...unfortunately, since her best friend kept fucking her in the ass with a massive vibrator, her asshole was loose too!
Friend: Man, that sucks...
Me: Yeah. I'm glad I wore a condom. I found out she slept with lots of guys, including our old friend Roman. It turned out she got some kinda STD, Herpes or something.
Friend: Wow...well, that's what the bitch got for sleeping with her boyfriend's best friend, and then lying to everyone about it.

by Drew89 December 25, 2009

Sex God

A sex god is an extremely hot male. Very fit guy. Toned and sexually appealing.

Phwoar, he is a sex god!

by janeycakes February 4, 2009

Boob Sex

Wen one girl grabs another girls boobs, then there boobs are toch the other boobs, there for they are haveing "boob sex" whith eachothers boobs. Boob Aids is vary vary bad becouse the boobs turn purpleand blue, and thats just not good boobige. So... People , girls, please don't have Boob sex, Just hold you'r own!!

"Dude, I just saw some lesbian boob sex!!!"

by baughan September 9, 2007

Sex Waffles

When the male puts his semen in a Belgian waffle and then the female puts her pussy juice into the same Belgian waffle and then they eat it.

"Yeah, we had sex waffles for dinner."

by Paper Mate_1 May 3, 2010

existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.

She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.

by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009

Sex Ninja

Someone who's sexual prowess is so awesome that they boarder on having mystical powers.

"They pulled a total Sex Ninja move and made me jizz using only their thumb!"

They must have gone to Sex Ninja school 'cause they fucked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!"

"That Sex Geek made me cum so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is Sex Ninja."

"Sex Ninjas can make you orgasm anytime, anyplace."

by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011

box sex

When two people hide in nearby cardboard boxes and masturbate until orgasm. As seen on Scrubs.

Elliot: Were you thinking about me?
Keith: I always think about you during box sex, you know that.

by CameronGTW June 29, 2011