Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

Smh my head

When the shaking of both “male heads” is needed.

This is what you say when the shaking of both male heads (upstairs and downstairs) is needed to a comment.

Grandma walked out naked!
Smh my head.

by Ghoulexplains December 16, 2022

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

Smh my head

When the shaking of both “male heads” is needed, (upstairs and downstairs for men/males)

Grandma walked out naked
Smh my head

by Ghoulexplains December 16, 2022

@Fuck head spammer

A person who MUST spam a message due to their body being controlled.

I can't stop spamming, I'm a @Fuck head spammer

by wwwwoL February 17, 2019

giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

by thefriskyfrisky April 19, 2020