Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022
Get the Mashed Up Monkeymug. The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail
by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022
Get the Monkey tailmug. A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
Get the Kentucky Monkeymug. the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...
by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021
Get the My monkeymug. by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008
Get the monkey bumblesmug. A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
Get the Spider Monkeymug. by Pandaz4Life April 28, 2021
Get the Monkeymug.