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baby mama drama

This is when the women doesn't conform to current eviromental standards. She is in the dark on the whether to choose baby einstein or one of the current reading programs. She also may not be aware of her english grammer skills or how to properly be a mother.
example: OMG you just showed my baby a flash card of an elephant! He can't be seein pictures of big things. my baby oh oh my baby you best be bettin i be getting u ass!!! ohhhhh ohhhhhhh f*** Y** babys daddy ! u got "baby mama drama"
by b-rad999 July 10, 2010
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national baby yoda day

Teacher:Stop talking. Students:It’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher:Ok go on
by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019
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President Baby-Man-Boy

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!
by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017
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Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.
Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!
by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011
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disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
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baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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beef baby

Beef baby is when you put your sperm with a chunk of beef (reference from tosh.o)
I just had a beef baby

I just created a beef baby
by Brendos1er June 1, 2016
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