My rage for Urban Dictionary

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry

Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

by Sovietunionfurry July 3, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The perfect time-killer.

Urban Dictionary fanatic: I got a couple assignments to do in History class...but first...

by Dunn_and_Dunn March 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A site where fools go to type overly sexual definitions that usually have nothing to do with the given word, usually including, below each "definition" there is some sort of computer-generated sentence persuading you to spend currency for some

EG:
INSEST Mug for your DOG Benson.

Urban Dictionary is crap, 'nuff said.

by YourPseudonym420GenericAccount March 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary

I'll tell you what it isn't - it's NOT a place to search your name to yield some incorrect fact about you. Don't act brand new. It's the year 2021 and you know very well you've searched the meaning of your name before. Humble out - maybe research the negative traits about your Zodiac sign since you wanna act all woke and sh*t.

Bruh, get off Urban Dictionary and go read a book.

by wallruss November 23, 2021

urban mirror

any thing that you can see/check your reflection in that isnt an actual mirror

we were walking by a building, and the glass siding was such a good urban mirror that we HAD to check ourselves out!

by shellbell116 January 12, 2008