Jack

A person with a sense of humor that's either really bad or really funny- no in-between. He will always bother you about his girl problems, and sometimes it's funny to watch him struggle with drama. He will either frustrate you with extreme self doubt or extreme self confidence- again no in-between. His playlists can range from little girl pop to the music you'd expect to hear in a trampoline park.

I met this guy named Jack, I can't tell if I want to be his friend or slap him.

by K-Australiaxx November 20, 2021

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A fucking turkey legged weirdo that sucks cock

Jack is a piece of shit

by Turdboi420ismygranddad August 3, 2020

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A term that may be used at the end of a statement to denote sarcasm or shock

You ain't gonna get past me jack

by p.harrison.1342 October 5, 2017

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Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.

Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!

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Jack

The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.

Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get back with him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!

by passionné d'arguments October 17, 2021

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