Golden Bars of Pussy

Something unobtainably sweet.

"I don't care if he brought Golden Bars of Pussy - he's a fucking fuck!"

by vargs31 March 19, 2009

Pussy piston action

The sound created when a man thrusts his penis into a tight, well lubricated vagina. Also known as vulva volume.

Man, pumping that dirty bird I picked up last night, her pussy was so wet the pussy piston action was phenomonal. I swear she was running some Penzoil grade shit.

by Geezer81 March 31, 2007

s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex

"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"

by Spread Condor December 21, 2009

stupid fucking pussy

someone who is stupid and is afraid of asking someone out

Jon Hoffman is a stupid fucking pussy for not asking out Joanna

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

Pussy Ass Nigga

A do-boy, fuck-ass, tried to play hard, pussy-ass nigga! As explained in the 2 Live Crew track "Pussy Ass Nigga".

I remember way back just to be exact
We laughed at your ass when you got jacked
So, fuck-ass nigga, here's something to remember:
No matter what you try, you're a Pussy Ass Nigga!

by defcon602 July 12, 2013

pussy potato chips

When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.

Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...

by JOJO trainer shreveport May 16, 2010

beat-up pussy

A pussy that has too much wearing. Extra intensive use can move inside lips out, changing the shape (larger) and make it saggy. But the biggest issue creating wear is having a baby.

Having multiple dicks at once does not help ;)

I know she has a beat-up pussy, but I love her!

by Beavis&Butthead August 10, 2014