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Friends

Something you will never have or understand.
by iPutTheBiInBitch December 15, 2018
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Friend

Jeff: hey do you have any friends
You: no
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Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks
It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend
by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023
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Friend Chef

Who Chillaxx With ?

& Who 2 Who Flex Most Effective ... !+)

Trying Recipe's Of Who Matches Who , In You're Social Kitchen
One Thing To Recognise Is Friend Chefin ! Ya know , work out who sits where at the Christmas dinner Table...?
by The V ONE 2nd To None September 28, 2018
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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frantti friends

frantti friends are a bunch of friends who love taking strap on dildos by kenny chesney fans.
did you see that group of frantti friends at the kenny chesney concert in detroit?!
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 11, 2022
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A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.
Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.
by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021
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