by neatboy March 26, 2011
Get the redneck russianmug. by Shiibogle April 26, 2020
Get the Russian saladmug. A sex act involving a sexually frustrated man who has been teased for a justified amount of time (with blue balls) & a bottle of vodka.
Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
by Hoju October 7, 2019
Get the Russian Bluemug. Guy 1: where we droppin boys?
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022
Get the Russian Microphonemug. When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.
Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.
by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019
Get the Russian Lumberjackmug. 1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
by INVISIBOWL. April 15, 2011
Get the Russian macaronimug. Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003
Get the Hairy Russianmug.